Good morning đđ€Ș So... for those who donât know my youngest suffers from insomnia. She just turned 9! Tell me WHY I thought she was asleep so I went to sleep... WRONG! 3:35AM this child wakes me up to yell at me, âmom! Mommy!! WAKE UP!â I fly out of bed thinking something is wrong.... âI LOST A TOOTH!â.... âWTF Time is it?!â (As one eyeball is frantically rolling around to find the other one to focus on this baby child holding a tooth in her hand with a huge grin and a wad of toilet paper the size of a tennis ball in her mouth) âChild, is hat in heavens name are you doing up at 3:35 IN THE MORNINGâ ummmm âpulling my tooth out!â đ€ I reply to her, âgo put it in a baggy and we will deal with the tooth fair tomorrow!â She saunters out of my room puts said tooth in a sandwich bag and skips off to bed.... (like itâs 3:35 PM) To which my son points out this morning (when the normal folks are starting their day)... WTF is the tooth fairy going to do in a cashless society or with a coin shortage?! đ€đ€ to be continued.....
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