People... let me tell you about my youngest child... She gave me this square of toilet paper all folded up ever so cutely into an envelope with the diamond square inside. She gives me notes often like this usually with a cute “I love you mommy” or a picture she’s drawn on it, so why would this be any different?! Well... she truly is something else!! I opened it up and she proceeded to tell me a story
as I unfolded this “envelope” looking for a sweet sentiment of her love for me...she proceeds to say “the large square is to wipe your butt and the diamond is to clean your nail afterwards”..... DISGUSTING! Who swapped my kid? I need a refund! this ones broken! where’s security?! Lol! I’ve been catfished.... they said girls are sugar and spice and everything nice.... get outta here!
Ice and Evryt
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